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halloween glamour

Scary costumes freak me out. So I've spent the last 18 hours beautifying myself into Lady Gaga! Bronzing, waxing, tinting, silkifying, and injecting botox & collagen everywhere possible.

Except now I'm feeling the pain. Swollen lips, permanent rosacea, puckered eyebrows, hair fringed, my body so tormented it looks like I've been rolling around in glass.

So I'm going retro. Because who Screams Sexy better than Courtney Love?

xoxo, Jane

Posted by Chloe & Jane at 8:17am