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3/1/2009

springtime workouts

I realize that millions of people arise each morning to sweat their stress at the gym, and terrify their bodies into obedience. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-gym. Okay, maybe anti-Jim, but that's an entirely different story.

Problem is, I feel a certain amount of guilt (yes, in my thighs) because I'm not taking part in this Very Important Ritual called Working Out. And it's not that I don't want to, because I do. Desperately. So that I sound cool:

"Me? I'm training for my 3rd Boston Marathon," or "Sure, I swam Alcatraz last year," or "Let me tell you, the Amazon is a lot more dangerous on a Mountain Bike!" But then, maybe I just need a new hairstyle.

xoxo, jane


Posted by Chloe & Jane at 9:09am